When Diane Barber's nine-year-old cat Jesse passed away from a kidney infection last week, her boyfriend Tim Chambers supported her in her grief but in secret couldn't be happier the miserable thing is finally dead.
"Man I fucking hated that cat," Chambers whispered as he made some tea for Diane, who was in the bedroom sobbing uncontrollably for the third straight day. "Jesse had it in for me from the start. The first time I spent the night with Diane, he pissed all over my clothes. I'm not going to miss that little shit at all."
Although he sympathizes with Diane and understands how sad she is, Chambers is only going to give it a few more days before he happily throws all of Jesse's crap down the garbage chute.
