Paul McCartney Gets Back With Heather Shock

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Thursday, 14 February 2008

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"I'll give you a ring soon!"

For one person this will be a Valentine's Day to remember. For the rest of the world it will be quite a shock too.

In a dramatic turn of events and much to everyone's surprise, Sir Paul McCartney broke down in tears and got on one knee and declared his undying love for his gold digging ex-wife, Heather. He confessed that all his wealth of at least £185 million couldn't buy him the love he has for Heather and called on her to drop the whole case against him.

In return he would give it all away to a charity or charities of her choice (right down to the last penny).

After paying off his team of crack lawyers and buying his former childhood council home in Penny Lane. Those costs are estimated at a mere £1 million and then they would be able to live with their daughter Beatrice (now 4) as a happy family unit.

Still on his knees, Sir Paul looked into Heather's eyes and said;

"I'm sorry for what I did or didn't do - perhaps I was still grieving for Lynda, but I would like you to marry me once again because I love you and Beatrice from the very bottom of my heart 'It's from me to you with love' and I'm sure 'we can work it out'

Heather, who had no defence could not comprehend Sir Paul's Gallant deed and had to sit down because she only had one leg to stand on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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