London - (Cosmic Mess): Helfire Club grandees are quakin' tonight amid news that the 18 December 2007 ingress of Jupiter, the Great Astrological Benefic and Ruler of the Gods, into the cardinal sign of Capricorn is the apocalyptic omen foretelling the end of the Puppet Monarchy.
A Hellfire source told UK TV news today:
"This awesome transit occurs just ahead of the Sun's conjunction with Pluto at 29 degrees Sagittarius just after midnight on 21 December," the source continued.
"This triggers a seismic fault line of the Third Reich's natal chart blind spot related to the vanquishing of Adolf Hitler's daughter who sits on the Puppet Throne of Albion.
"Then the following day's 6am Winter Solstice could be dire for Bush Family Evil Empire mercenaries in the UK Labour Party.
"And as everybody knows the sacred geometry anagram of Winter Solstice is Set New Clitoris - a clear indication that a new Goddess Queen will topple the forces of the Puppet Monarch and restore the forces of the Rule of Law!
"The subsequent astrology is also unprecedented. The 23 December Sun/Jupiter conjunction is a mere 24 hours ahead of the Cancer Full Moon of Xmas Eve.
"This aspect is bolstered to awesome proportions by the Sun's opposition to Mars later in the day which traditionally unleashes all manner of Saturnalian upheaval.
"The 25 December Mercury/Saturn trine then heralds the whopping, massive Jupiter/Mars opposition in the cardinal aigns of Cancer and Capricorn on Boxing Day.
"We reckon they'll hang Blair in time for New Year's Eve
"Strewth, if all that ain't in the Third Secret of Fatima!"
