British Airways Set To Bounce Back After Ryanair Win Favourite Airline Title

Funny story written by Gordon Bennet

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

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British Airways Chairman Martin Broughton claims that No Passengers equals smaller Carbon Footprint

British Airways who in the past have been one of the World's Favourite Airlines has found a way to win back public support after Ryanair won the 2007 World's Favourite Airline Title earlier this week.

Martin Broughton BA Chairman announced today Tuesday 13th November 2007 that due to new Technology and careful planning British Airways would be the Greenest Airline to take to the sky.

The secret to this new Technology would be if at all possible to fly with absolutely No Passengers whereby the carbon footprint for all flights would be much smaller.

This meant of course not only would less fuel be burnt but the icing on the cake would be that no Cabin Crew would be required saving the Company millions.

Just the thought of no Cabin Crew Strikes gives me a warm glow all over.

On the mid morning BBC News Mr Broughton quoted "This could be so successful BA will be immediately be booking extra take off and landing slots at Heathrow Airport".

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