(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possib…
After Samoa Airlines introduced a "fatty tax" on their planes new airline legislation is being implemented world wide by Airline Authorities, not Ryanair, they just hate overweight baggage because their fat passengers do not fit in their narrow seats...
Named in honour of the Irish Punt, which sank without trace following Ireland's entry into the Euro exchange rate mechanism, a new chain of pound shops -"Puntland" - will be opening all over Ireland within months. However, Puntland will be very di...
Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...
Brian Air, the cheap, no nonsense Budget airline that normally lands somewhere vaguely near it's destination, have unveiled plans with how to deal with future French air traffic controller strikes. "Obviously, ,the strike from French air traffic c...
The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...
Tryanair has put forward a proposal to the Civil Aviation Authority asking permission to institute a "standing room only" section on designated aircraft. "Fares will be much cheaper for standing room only," read the press release issued by the bud...
New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...
Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...
Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...
With so much negative press about him, I was a little apprehensive about facing Michael O'Leary. He'd agreed to meet me for brunch at a stylish bistro in Grafton Street. Despite a hazy mental image of his face, I recognised him the instant he came through the door. The swagger, the expensive suit, the manic eyes: they all announced The Man. He ordered us both a full Irish breakfast and a select...
Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour. Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...
A new budget Irish airline has been launched that plans to compete with other existing budget Irish airlines. Called RyeandHair Underground Airways (not to be in any way confused with other Irish airlines of a similar name such as Aer Lingus or Ai...
BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...
Bryan Air, the cheapest of the budget airways is to show in flight films free of charge. This is an unusual move by the low-cost airline renowned for charging for everything else above and beyond the price of the ticket. "Ordinarily," said OfAi...
Cryhan Air, the budget airline based in Ireland, have commissioned the world's largest aircraft. "People thought that the 777 was the biggest plane around," said Ryan Chair, CEO of Cryhan Air. "No longer. We've commissioned the 881, which will be...
The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
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