Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

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Monday, 12 November 2007

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Tastes Just Like Chicken?

San Antonio, CA - President Bush recently visited wounded soldiers at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, California.

Many of the men had horrible injuries, but the President was upbeat. Smiling and happily dancing from one maimed soldier's bedside to another. One well-circulated photo (unavailable at press time) shows a smiling Bush, holding up a t-shirt, given to him to a horribly burned and disfigured Vet.

The maimed serviceman (unidentified prior to notification of his next of kin) then showed Bush the remains of his right ear, which had been carefully preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.

Bush, hungry from his endless capering in the hospital ward, said it looked "mighty tasty"

The loyal soldier, gladly gave up his prized lump of flesh to the famished President.

Bush, pronounced it "lip-smacking' good" and said it tasted just like a bar-b-cued pork rind. (His favorite snack).

The president praised the monstrously disfigured Vet, saying he'd shown a willingness to give his "all" for his country, and scolded the other wounded Vets at Brooke Army Medical Center for not doing more.

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