Former England hero Gary Lineker appeared on celebrity chef Gordon Ramsays' the "F Word" last week to show whether or not his culinary talents were as good as his penalty box skills.
Lineker moved swiftly around the kitchen, but did he find the net with Ramsay?
In his own inimitable style, the former Rangers pro announced, "Lineker, saute potatoes, steak, pepper sauce, 45 minutes, done! In fact effing too well done! Effing crispy, yes?"
To which the current Match of the Day presenter replied, "Bit of a role reversal there. First time he's ever roasted a centre forward."
Final score Lineker 1 - 1 Ramsay.