Dashing money hoarding vagabond Richard Branson today spoke about his 'Virgin on the ridiculous' botched arse-exposing PR abseil down 'lucky for some' Palm's Casino on rising failure chat show 'Under Thatched Roof' with union-bashing body bag Margaret Thatcher.
Suited, booted, and stupid, the heavily annebriated brillo beard was gently lowered down the soulless stack of bricks by a wonky Virgin-made crane. Branson, who owns market losers in almost every business sector, said the stunt was designed to raise awareness of his new range of 'Virgin' Branded chastity underwear for potential victims of paedophilia.
Branson won the governmental commission to supply 'edu-safe' prebuscent Virgin chastity belts by pledging 2000 bottles of tasteless cola and a perpetually late train to the Labour Party.
PR guru Max 'Big Red Dog' Clifford said: 'Yeah,the plan was to show Richard's rich rear end off to the press so they could catch a glimpse of the merchandise, it all went off with a bang; the stunt, not his arse'
Thatcher was intended to probe Branson about his 'mooning money making' stunt last night on Channel 4's new, yet terminally ill, chat show. Whilst filming however she claimed the set had become too cold and a layer of mucas had started to solidify around her gob box.
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