Branson chatshow tantrum over Virgin rocket that bombed

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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Branson is a tosser and now New York knows it too

New York - (Ass Mess): Richard Branson has shown New York just what a puny prick he really is when his pitiful, massively over-inflated male ego sustained a brusing on a live chatshow hosted by Stephen Colbert.

Branson was being interviewed about his Virgin Intergalactic rocket which bombed in a Mojave Desert test two weeks ago, killing three and critically injuring scores.

Colbert asked him if his design engineer was the same guy responsible for the Challenger shuttle which killed all seven NASA astronauts in 1986.

In a fit of rage the beardie twat hurled a glass of water at the chatshow host's face and callled him some colorful names, mostly suffixed by the f-word.

Colbert looked stunned at the stunt but retalliated calmly with reciprocal action, throwing a whole bottle back at his assailant.

"And what's more your Virgin America service really sucks!" Colbert shouted at his drenched guest.

"What a pity you yourself weren't aboard that Virgin Intergalactic rocket the other week, you'd have been doing the whole world a big, big favor!"

The show then broke up early as cameramen rushed to prise the two men apart after they suddenly lunged at each other like real, manly men do.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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