Gorgon Brown offers pregnant women £120 for a right laugh

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 9 September 2007

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£120 to join the pudding club?

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has offered all pregnant women £120 "so they can have a right old laugh" about the handsome British benefits system.

"Actually, Gorgon's offering ALL UK women £120 - just to get preggers, you know!" a Whitehall source beamed today.

"We think the pregnant ones will naturally jump at the hand-out and spend it on wholesome foods like spinach and carrots, maybe even folic-acid. Who knows.

"Media reports that all the dosh will be squandered on crack cocaine, lager bingeing and botox implants are obviously a wild exaggeration," an NHS Direct spokesman added today.

"Can't think how anybody could be so cynical to even suggest such an idea."

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