As part of Gordon Brown's New New Labour he has decided that in-order to encourage inter-party conflict, and put the conservatives back in their original place, the House of commons should become a football stadium.
The new venue will host games between the three major parties as-well as the the many minor parties, though only those which have more than eleven MPs.
The Labour team will be made up from both past and present cabinets, including John Reid in goal, David Milliband as striker and Des Browne in defence.
Mr Brown, unlike his political opponent David Cameron, will not be playing, but will be the manager for the team. The Conservative team which includes David Davis and Boris Johnson, will play against labour next year as the first game in the new stadium.
The building work will begin later this month and the new stadium will open sometime next July, and is expected to seat six thousand spectators. The Queen says she is "delighted" with the change, which will considerably lessen her duties.
