National Trust terrorists

Written by newsinfoplus

Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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One of the heavily disguised missiles.

Special officers investigating the National trust have today discovered a massive stockpiled supply of weapons hidden within stately homes.

It is thought that the weapons were to be used as part of a massive terror campaign throughout the United Kingdom. The main targets that the police have identified are McDonalds, little chef and the houses of parliament.

The officers, from MI5, discovered the weapons as part of a nationwide operation to find hidden terrorist cells within Britain and this has been a massive success.

It has been discovered that the bakers firm Greggs are in fact a massive chain of arms dealers supplying the equipment to the national trust as well as other hard core terrorists like the Real NHS, and the Provisional NVQ.

Over five hundred arrests have taken place,but terror alerts are remaining high, and our leader Irn Brun has had to attend several CBRU meetings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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