Written by queen mudder

Monday, 13 November 2006

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Wacko, we love you!

London - (ReUterus): Fresh from his recent conversion to the Moslem faith in Bahrain, the self-publicist extraordinaire Michael Jackson lookalike has arrived in London ahead of yet another Harley Street nose-job and is holed up with his entourage at the uber-chic Hemlock Hotel on the Isle of Dogs.

Oozing supreme confidence in personal talent for self-promotion worthy of a Karl Rove scholarship in fantasy dissemination, Wacko appears to have been lured into a spooky honyetrap after the UK's National Poisons Unit was finally able to analyse the results of successful 1960's cross-pollination experiments between George Bush Jr and Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor.

Wacko, 48, recently acted as a Rovian goodwill ambassador between Irish insurance companies still looking for reimbursement of their 1982's Shergar disappearance pay-outs and the luckless Emir of Bahrain - who is still unable to extricate himself out of self-imposed small-print clauses in Tony Blair's notorious 1998 Good Friday Agreement with the IRA.

A tight security cordon remains in place around Wacko's hotel suite as the entertainer rehearses his Thank You speech ahead of MI5's Lifetime Achievement Award later this week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson, MI5




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