English Yobs Do Well in Shooting Competitions - Sick Insult

Written by politicalpop

Friday, 24 August 2007

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Dr. Heinze Von Gerbil, a retired evil German child psychiatrist, has made a sick joke about English yobs with guns. What does he know?

"Yah! Now is ze time to go into your deprived areas and put a team of sharp shooters together for your London Olympics, heh heh."

This mad hun's nasty remarks come after yet another shooting of an 11 year old boy in Liverpool caused widespread short term concern.

Von Gerbil: "This time next week, it will be something else, like Euro 2008 qualification, he he."

We say, go back to Krautland, you sausage eating Nazi. What do you know about kids with guns?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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