Written by queen mudder

Friday, 10 August 2007

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Manipulating the markets: the corrupt bastards club

Wall Street - (Rioters): Hundreds of billions of dollars were wiped from stock markets today amid persistent rumors that the Corrupt Bastards Club has infiltrated global financial institutions and is planning to finance a heist on Antarctic oil reserves.

In New York the Dow Jones plunged 60.89 points after London's FTSE 100 share index lost 3.7% of volume and the Paris Cack fell 3.1%.

Analysts say the crisis could make it harder for NATO forces to maintain UN-brokered agreements to keep the Bastards out of bona fide nature reserves near the South Pole.

Last week a Corrupt Bastards Club-sponsored Russian-registered submarine made a public attempt at laying ownership claims to hydrocarbons deposits on the Arctic sea bed.

But when this was outed as a crude CBC charade to evade UN resolutions on mining rights in the area global markets began to get the jitters.

And in London a top secret police investigation into corruption allegations surrounding ex-BP CEO Lord Browne have exposed a paper trail linking Hong Kong-based British bank HSBC to be one of the main players in the financing of CBC offshore activities.

HSBC however has a few tricky debts in the US where its involvement in the US sub-priome markets has clearly been one folly too far.

The origin of this can be laid squarely at the door of HSBC ex-CEO Sir John Bond, now an executive director of hedge fund giant Blackstone.

Bond's security/intelligence file shows him to be a ruthless Cuban gangster, and former KGB/Mossad double agent pal of UK's bankrupt tycoon Robert Maxwell who was his half brother.

Bond's family in the UK spearheads a massive mobster cartel that saw HSBC conduct a $250 billion heist of industrial and commercial assets in the UK which former Prime Monster Tony Blair gave away to his fellow Provisional IRA chums.

The majority of them were later ennobled in the cash-for-peerages scam which Lord Levy masterminded on orders from Prince Bandar.

Market analysts have said tonight that we can expect a huge market fall "as much as 30-40%" maybe as early as the middle of next week when Bond, Browne and their CBC paymasters are finally hauled in and charged with financing 9/11 inter alia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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