Clinton in Race Storm

Funny story written by Kent Pete

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

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Hilary sizes up her opposition.

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.

Speaking from his room at the Fairmont Hotel our US correspondent Peter Musgrove stated that he clearly heard the former first lady make a cultural reference to the "size" of African men, claiming that, with such a large "Donald Trump" Obama would clearly pose an increased security risk to America and it's citizen's.

Speaking to a group of Harvard students Clinton was reported to have said, "A friend of my husband has seen him in the shower and he's this big" (see photo).

"It is obvious to all sensible minded Americans that having a leader with such a large 'Danny DeVito' could only reduce our standing in world affairs. You only have to look at our last well endowed President to realise what can happen if you elect such a man."

Rumors today seem to suggest that it was not her dopey husband Bill to which she was referring but "Bad Egg Nixon" who with the assistance of a prevailing wind was reported to be able to reach at least 9 inches.

The spokesman for the saucy middle aged Ms Clinton was unavailable for comment.

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