San Fransisco Gearing Up For Presidential Election

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Thursday, 12 July 2007


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The first ever "gay" Presidential debate is to be taking place in San Fransisco. This reporter had the chance to talk to a few of the candidates.

"I'm not afraid of the Republican candidates. Everyone knows that the only dick they have is the vice-president." Said Obama Barrack. "Now if he was going to be there then I'd start to get scared. I've heard he's got a penis the size of a horse."

Hillary Clinton is also reported to be attending, making this debate not completely gay.

"I'm really excited about it [the upcoming debate]." Said Mrs Clinton. "I've never seen Obama naked, and I'm wondering how far down the line the black runs, if you catch my drift. But really, I just can't wait to give Bill his cummupins. Come November I'll be able to say I've banged two Presidents of the United States."

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