Glasgow - (Rotters): Glasgow police have said they are confident that the five terror suspects arrested for this weekend's bombing attempts all work for Mikhail Gorbachev's bastard daughter JK Rowling.
Speaking to reporters after catching the Glasgow Airport self-immolating bomber suspect police top brass said that all the intelligence files pointed to Jeffrey Archer's wife Mary being Rowling's birth mother and the eminence grise behind the spate of attempted atrocities including the gas/petrol/nail bombs in central London on Friday.
Rowling has come under increasing pressure after walking into a MI5 trap last year where she admitted to stealing all seven Harry Potter stories and framing the rightful author for a string on mainland UK terror attacks including the horrendous 7/7 commuter attack in 2005.
Luckily for her the head of MI6 John Scarlett staunchly defended her when COBRA, the government security committe, last met under Tony Blair's chairmanship earlier this year.
Amd although she has a seven year record of serially fellating Gordon Brown in exchange for tip-offs about possible police raids, now that he is PM the net may have tightened rather than loosened on her web of deceit and depravity.
Meanwhile anti-terror cops are vicibly pleased at the speed of their results which have amassed a veritable whore-chest of evidence against Rowling and up to 100 other suspects previously under the patronage of bent politicians, military personnell and daftasss BBC News presenters.
"We will string them up by the bollocks and nail them to the mast of the QEII," a top cop source said today.
