London - (Rotters): The Puppet Monarchy of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin relatives has been given its final marching orders.
This morning a posse of military, security, intelligence and diplomatic top brass arrived at Buck House and told Old Fatty Mountbatten in no uncertain terms that her despotic fifty five year reign was at an end.
According to reliable sources the woman who has made a lifetime career out of impersonating King George VI's eldest daughter Elizabeth was told today that July 4, the US national holiday marking independence, is the day her welfare and benefits cheques will be cut off along with her life support.
The deputation also warned that her only legal marriage certificate, to the USA's George Bush Senior, is to be published along with details of their children the Yorkshire Ropper Peter Sutcliffe and Provisional IRA thug and now re-consatituted Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams.
The deputation left soon after delivering its stark ultimatum but left behind a sweet calling card bearing the inscription:
No State Funeral for Adolf's Daughter.
Lord Levy is 69.
