London - (Rotters): Thousands of Nazi uniforms, guns and body parts of suspected SS officers have been discovered under Buckingham Palace after workmen repairing crumbling masonry were forced to dig up a decrepid old drainage system.
According to first-hand reports the actual royal family of George VI, his wife and eldest daughter were also found this weekend along with shrapnel from the Luftwaffe bomb that killed them in September 1940.
Workmen had been sent in to carry out repairs ahead of the summer recess which sees hundreds of thousands of tourists visit the State Apartments.
Police have now cordoned off the area of the excavations and imposed a press blackout, including use of helicopters to peek at the shenanigans from above.
Reports that a tunnel was also discovered leading directly under St James's Park to Downing Street remain unconfirmed.
But police forensic teans have been drafted in amid rumors that both Lord Lucan and Shergar may be discovered in the next few days along with original copyright documents to Beatles lyrics from the early 1960s.
Camilla is under sedation.
