Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

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Monday, 2 July 2007

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He was a close business partner of Lord Levy

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Marwan Ashraf, the billionaire ex-Mossad/KGB spook who mysteriously fell to his death from the ground floor balcony of his London flat last week in a typical double agent-style suicide, may have been the recruitment brains behind the bombers seized by UK police this weekend.

Anti-terror cops combing through evidence seized in the London car bombs say everything points to suspicious circumstances and they are not ruling out the obvious.

Ashraf's brillian espionage career is the stuff of global security and intelligence industry legends.

His ability to blackmail high-powered oil industry financiers was second only to the UK's Lord Levy who was a long standing business associate from their fledgeling career days at inductions in KGB training camps in Havana.

Last November London police quizzed Ashraf about his supply chain links to Plutonium 210 smugglers suspected of breaking into the UK's National Poisons Unit which once rented industrial storage warehouses from Ashraf.

His un timely demise last week may also be linked to former Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar who is in the spotlight for accepting £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers' money from an arms smuggling slush fund run by the Ministry of Defence via British Aerospace.

Lord Levy is 69.

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