London - (Ass mess): The late Diana, Princess of Wales is to be exhumed and her DNA tested against the Pretender to the Throne's two alleged sons William and Harry.
The news comes amid reports that Kate Middleton is suing for a multi-million pound settlement from Buckingham Palace for 'consipracy to defraud her of her virginity' following her lawyers' confirmation that for five years she dated a royal lookalike whose father is George W Bush and whose mother is Heather Mills.
Middleton wants Diana's remains to be tested against all other members of the House of Mountbatten as well as most of the Bush family in America.
A spokesman for Sue Theirass Off & Co, solicitors, said that what was don to Kate 'amounts to conspiracy to rape, conspiracy to deprave and conspiracy to pervert'.
Meanwhile a Channel 4 docu-drama on Diana's fatal car crash is to be broadcast despite continued hysterics at Clarenece House where a series of bungs to the TV producers has failed to gag the June 6 screening.
"They can't do this to us!" a source close to Camilla said today.