Princess Di concert cancelled after massive black hole appears

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 24 May 2007

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Leeching money just like when she was alive

Hyde Park - (Ass Mess): The July 1st Hyde Park rock concert that was due to cash in on Princess Diana has been cancelled.

The move comes after a massive black hole appeared in the Royal Parks Agency balance sheet showing that its finances have been systematically leeched by the toxic, polluted hellhole known as the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain.

Millions have been lavished on the moronic site as if money was no object in a bottomless purse funded by the British taxpayer.

For the last ten years the Agency has mislead the public into believing that the Royal Parks are funded from central Government taxation.

But continued probings by Members of Parliament have shown that ordinary UK taxpayers do not pay a penny towards the running and upkeep of the Royal Parks.

Nor for the cretinous, disease-ridden, poison-infested latrine that the Hellfire Club erected to commemorate George Bush Senior's actress daughter who took on the ID and persona of Princess Diana.

The newly discovered financial discrepancies mean that the July 1st Hyde Park concert deal has to be scuppered because it is effectively being subsidised by the Agency at over £10 million.

That includes all the crap acts, third rate performers and tawdry sponsorships that have been lined up to continue perpetrating the mythology of the old Hellfire slapper who died ten years ago in a alcohol-related car accident after failing to use a seat belt.

"Nobody really gives a toss anyway," said a London music promotor, "except Old Fatty Mountbatten and a few old Buck House whores in waiting.

"Anyway, we're all going to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers down the road that day, so what would have been the point, eh?"

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