Britain to become Fast-food Capital!

Written by Stylo

Thursday, 17 May 2007

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WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

Yesterday, the Government revealed plans to boost the nations' economy by opening a burger bar.

The fast food restaurant, planned to be named 'Antonio's', will be situated on junction 9 of the M25, and will have a distinctly Italian flavour, serving meatballs in a bun, as well as traditional grey burgers.

Ministers are said to be excited at the prospect of working shifts on a rota basis; apparently Gordon Brown has been studying past episodes of 'Spongebob Squarepants' in order to ensure his burger flipping capabilities are second to none.

Tony Blair denied the rumour that this enterprise is only being set up to ensure he continues in gainful employment once he steps down as Prime Minister.

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