Cloned Money Can Be Used To Buy Cloned Food Products

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Monday, 7 May 2007

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This pile of cash started out as just one bill

Washinton - In it's latest report, The National Research Council advised the United States Treasury Department that if Cloned Meat and food byproducts are sold in American markets that not only food stamps and coupons can be used to purchase the product, but money can be cloned to make the purchase.

The study requested by the Department of commerce came to the conclusion that a successfully cloned dollar should be no different than any other dollar as long as the same DNA is used.

The testing organization further stated that 35% of Americans are cloning their own money now and that the money is available before the meat is.

Jack Graiman

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