A new Holy War has been declared against Spoof writers with Christian beliefs. In a bold move, three leading Spoofers declared a Holy War against CalJennings. Another Christian satirist and fellow ex-patriot Texas, Jalapenoman, quickly jumped to his ally's defense. Soon to join them was King David, former leader of The United Jewish Kingdom and father of Absalom and Solomon.
David quickly turned defensive battle strategy over to Joab, one of the oldest and greatest of the Old Testament military generals.
Jalapenoman said that "we are not looking to make this another crusade. We are just trying to make them see that, while some in all religions, races, and nations are hypocrites, including Christians, the majority are just good people trying to sincerely raise their families and make a living."
The war started in an unprovoked salvo when one writer took offense to CalJennings ending a forum post with the words "Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You." Without even a warning shot accross his bow, Cal was shot at by three different satirists. They had to mention every Christian hypocrit they had ever met (including George Bush) and load their cannons with them.
"I am going to have to regroup my forces and consider whether or not to associate with this group of people," added Jalapenoman. "Religious intollerance is one of those human frailites that I do not want to be around. I rank it down there with prejudice and child molestation."
"There have been hundreds of martyrs of many faiths for their beliefs. I may end up being another."
