Poll of UK Men Finds Protruding Collarbone to Be The Sexiest of Naughty Bits!

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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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Paradigm of British beauty:Colleen "Collarbone" Needsameele

The Guardian Angel News Service and Surveyors Esq have released a poll of 10,000 British men (some say that is the total true male population) concerning the female body parts that get their willie wonking.

Number ten on the list was the Queen's permanent. Nine was crusty toe nails. Eight-a cockneye accent, seven a cock-knee, six was Mick Jagger's adam's apple. Fifth turn-on proved to be little tits, bigger tits came in fourth and a cow's udders came in third. Second place in the favoritist naughty bits went to the shaved beaver at the London Zoological park.

But the absolute lady's accessory that gets the gents up and running in the United kingdom was the protruding collarbone! Two to one brits love a dame with a deep well between her crane-like neck and her bare bone.

In a series of informal interviews in Jekyl and Hyde Park, the dashingest of Queen's men confirmed the finding. Sir Reggie van Gleason iii confided that the more protrusive the bone the more protrusive his. . . reaction. Lord Ladiesmun said that the bones of beneath the neck should resemble the wings of a coat hanger. Damn the face was his reaction, I love to gaze upon the skeleton!

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