Although it is expected, Brian Asshat did not receive any valentine's cards this year.
Although the bachelor always keeps the postman busy and sends up to 25 of them a year, he is yet to receive one.
'It is a bit weird' said Tracy Brassingthwaite, pub landlady of the Wet Sprocket in Mithering on the Trent 'I received a Valentine's Card this morning, which brightened my day, but then Gladys came in and she said she had had one as well. Inside was written, on both of them:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
if no one else wants me,
you'll have to do'.
I thought it was a bit creepy until I remembered that Brian sends a lot'.
'All I want is to be loved' wrote Brian, later on his blog, which is only followed by Snotty Bob and Thomas Johnson, who this year received a valentine's card from Sarah Fitzmaurice, and now he won't stop banging on about it, will he?
