Tracy Brassingthwaite, the landlady of the popular Mithering on the Pub The Wet Sprocket has seen a roaring trade in her special Valentine's night event.
'I over-ordered scampi last week' said Tracy 'so I thought as it is Valentine's Night tonight, I would put on a special, buy one Scampi and chip, get a second one for free'.
Always single men Gavin Williamson and Brian Asshat were both partaking in the offer 'It is great' said Gavin 'obviously, it would be better if I had someone special to share my scampi with, but being able to eat twice the amount of scampi is always a bargain for me, and I have the company of Brian, so it is a great little night out for me'.
'What is this?' asked Brian, throwing his shoes at a couple in the corner, who were just there for Valentine's day, as many couples would be.
