Drowning Street, London - (Riotous): One of the best pieces of fabrication ever produced by an official advisor to a British Prime Monster has been saved for the nation today following an announcement that Ruth Turner's complex matrix of emails, SMS messages and coded letters sent by fax is to be exhibited eventuaqlly at the UK Police Museum in Hendon.
"Just the sheer audacity of it qualifies it as a masterpiece far in excess of anything Robert Maxwell ever dreamt up", said a spokesman for the cash-for-honours probe which saw Ms Turner arrested last month.
The accompanying bravura performance has meant that Turner's prize-winning scam is now rated along the world's all-time top ten hoaxes including the Hitler Diaries, the official explanation of Lord Lucan's disappearance, the IRA-kidnapped-Shergar myth and the Queen Mother-was-just-a-harmless-old-sweetie.
The Met's probe is now reaching its inevitable conclusion after the arrest of Turner, Blair's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy and Merlin BioScams CEO Sir Chris -'Bung' Evans.
"All it will take is freezing the assets of serial City fraudsters Goldman Sax and busting Gasvind Davis for dreaming up this whole Rovian saga.
"Materpiece? Absoltely priceless!"
