Teenager Gareth Wotsit, a new chap around Mithering on the Trent has asked a question we all would like the answer to: Is Boris Johnson actually real?
The Prime Minister has many traits that the right-wing press would find deplorable in other fields:
- He has many children with different women.
- A romantic entanglement with a pole dancer.
- He holds views that even a member of a more right-wing group would have doubts about, and has never apologised for them.
- He surrounds himself with a group of very rich yes men.
However, Boris Johnson is a real person. He is not, as it might appear a Right-Wing ploy, but he is a real person, as is Michael Gove, Jacob Rees Mogg, Dominic Raab, and Sir Gavin Williamson.
We are sorry about that Gareth, we do wish that Boris Johnson was a comedy character like Mr Bean, or Alan Partridge, but he isn't.