"Is Boris Johnson actually real?" Asks teenager

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 3 May 2022

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They are real then?

Teenager Gareth Wotsit, a new chap around Mithering on the Trent has asked a question we all would like the answer to: Is Boris Johnson actually real?

The Prime Minister has many traits that the right-wing press would find deplorable in other fields:

- He has many children with different women.

- A romantic entanglement with a pole dancer.

- He holds views that even a member of a more right-wing group would have doubts about, and has never apologised for them.

- He surrounds himself with a group of very rich yes men.

However, Boris Johnson is a real person. He is not, as it might appear a Right-Wing ploy, but he is a real person, as is Michael Gove, Jacob Rees Mogg, Dominic Raab, and Sir Gavin Williamson.

We are sorry about that Gareth, we do wish that Boris Johnson was a comedy character like Mr Bean, or Alan Partridge, but he isn't.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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