Scarlet Spoofer spotted in Paris, France causes concern

Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 16 June 2011

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Will this be the 'French Scarlet Spoofer's' next target?

A peeping tom has been spotted on the streets of Paris dressed in a Manchester City Home Kit. A similarly dressed peeper is being sought in Birmingham, England. The Birminham peeper has been nicknamed the Scarlet Spoofer because he leaves print-outs of Spoofs taped to windows he has peeped in.

Police in both countries have been in contact comparing times of the 'sightings' of the Scarlet Spoofer and have discovered that both peepers were spotted at the same time both in Paris and in Birmingham.

The Scarlet Spoofer operating in Paris has also been taping print-outs of Spoofs to windows. Some are written 'en francais' and others in English, depending on whose window they are taped to.

This has lead French gendarmes to conclude that the 'French Scarlet Spoofer' is bi-lingual and actually knows which language is spoken in the households into which he peeps, leading les gendarmes to believe he is living in the area.

Poodles in Paris, who get away from their owners, return home dressed in strange outfits depicting the avatars of certain Spoofers, as do the Birmingham cats. The outfits used may well be a clue to who these Scarlet Spoofers are. Police have not yet disclosed any details regarding the avatar outfits.

It is believed that the two Scarlet Spoofers do indeed know each other well. Police are asking any Spoofers out there to come forward with any clues as to the identities of these two 'so called men',no matter how insignificant they may feel the information may be.

We will continue to follow this story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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