Salafister cleric okays spying on women in the shower

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 22 August 2014

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Up to four shower cubicles may be ogled

Cairo, Egypt - A Cairo imam has given the nod to members of the ultra-conservative Salafist sect to ogle showering women they might want to marry one day.

"Just one of the many aspects of Salafism that makes it attractive to believers," Mustafa Kamel said today.

"Go clock an eyeful before going down on bended knee."

His comments have prompted a surge in membership of the orthodox sect whose huge portfolio of holdings include binoculars factories as well as the lucrative bathroom fittings industry.

Not everyone is happy with the cleric's edict however including his neighbor's sixteen year old twin daughters and their widowed mother.

"Imam Kamel needs to go get a life," Mrs Fatima commented.

"Probably got terminal eyestrain by now if local police stories are to be believed."

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