Jimmy Carr or a Flock of Geese?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

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Chutney on the Fritz family, the Johnsons, were out playing their favourite game around the pool this morning: A flock of Canada Geese or Jimmy Carr's Laugh?

The trio, who have been playing the game for eight years now, ever since Tom was six, and asked his dad, Gary: 'why does that man on the TV sound like the geese in the park?'

'It had never really struck me until Tom pointed it out to me,' said Gary, 'and the game just grew from there. There was a time we thought it was Jimmy Carr, until Tom reminded me that he had brought Mr Tiddles, his ventriloquist's doll with him.

'We also have another game we play,' said Gary. 'We call it Silence or the sound that Nish Kumar gets after saying something at a comedy show?'

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