Father of six falls asleep at work

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 7 September 2019

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No,not this again.

Barry Eckingtwhaite, from Basingstoke, was filmed sleeping during a heavy-duty meeting about urinal cakes. The meeting that lasted for more than an hour involved little more than an argument, and Mavis from accounts being asked to find three quotes.

Eckingthwaite, 47, is the father of four teenagers, and two children under 5, so it is not surprising he is tired.

Jacob Rees Mogg said 'This is disgraceful behaviour. I don't care how many children he has, falling asleep at a high-level meeting will not be tolerated, not now, or ever'.

Rees Mogg, the contemptible old duffer has an excellent work record and is simply a man who pines for a time when things were more in line with his way of thinking.

'My children do not tire me out' said Rees-Mogg, 'but I suppose it could be different for the nanny'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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