New ASBO's coming

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Express Checkout for toddler hooligans : The TESCASBO

Home Secretary John Reid announced today from his bathroom, that he is considering a new style ASBO for disobedient toddlers.

Following talks with child psychologists and criminal profile experts, Mr Reid is convinced that supermarket tantrums demonstrate criminal tendencies and should be 'nipped in the bud'.

It is thought that those caught on shop CCTV will be taken to holding pens within the supermarket and taken to a special hearing where the 'TESCASBO' will be made.

It is thought that parents groups have welcomed the idea and a spokesperson from 'MATSIP' (mums at Tescos shop in peace) wants tougher measures for unruly tots. One mum requested that her brood of; Aaron (2), Be'onen'say (3), and Stacey (5) be taken into care, as a preventative measure, whilst she goes on a booze cruise.

A spokesman for Leading Supermarket stated that, "Every Little Helps "

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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