Man angry at the weather

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 7 June 2019

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Yes, Brian, we know

63-year-old grammar pedant Brian Asshat has claimed that the inclement weather has ruined his day.

A day spent criticising strangers on the internet was curtailed by the weather spoiling Asshat's WIFI signal.

'I had a great day planned. I was going to go online and pick holes in other people's spelling, grammar and ideologies. Having a GCSE grade E in English means I can do that'.

'All of this bad weather' he whined, 'has meant that I can't do that. Honestly, if I don't have a good moan on the internet, it ruins my day'.

People don't care about Asshat's opinion. He thinks that they do. He is hopeless with the opposite sex and has very small hands.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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