It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.
Close friends of the basket bearing babe are rallying to support her.
Gordon Brown, a staunch Scotsman himself admitted that the reintroduction of wolves might cause problems for grandmas with caring grandchildren.
"I don't care really, I've already screwed England's economy, screwing some grandmas shouldn't loose too many votes - It's hardly damaged Wayne Rooney's career, has it now?"
Hood, mother of two, is furious. "My husband is spending all hours sharpening his Axe and planning a wolf hunt when he should be planting trees to offset BA's carbon emissions and cooking for the family. What's a modern wife to do?"
