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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly

Hello, everyone. It's Tuesday again, and time to delve into that magical box of mysteries that is the Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals! Today, I have selected from the zillions of uninteresting animals available a particularly uninterestin…

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Funny story: Prince's Estate To Release His Masterpiece, 'The Weeping Feather' Box Set

Prince's Estate To Release His Masterpiece, 'The Weeping Feather' Box Set

Minneapolis, MN - Executors for the late music icon, Prince, have announced that they will release what the singer called his masterpiece, The Weeping Feather Trilogy. From the 72-song box set, recorded over three decades, only one song has ever…

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Funny story: Elk Stuck In Mud Was Left To Die

Elk Stuck In Mud Was Left To Die

Animal escapades often make good stories, especially if they have happy endings, but that wasn't the case for one unlucky elk in Canada, this week, when two hunters spotted the poor beast trapped in mud, but decided it was too dangerous to rescue it,...

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Funny story: Animals Paying Absolutely No Attention Whatsoever To Social Distancing Rule

Animals Paying Absolutely No Attention Whatsoever To Social Distancing Rule

It's been alleged in some circles that, although most people are now actively observing the government's advice on social distancing in a bid to stop the spread of viruses, animals are treating the guidelines with a flagrant disregard. Dogs, cats,...

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Funny story: Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...

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Funny story: Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population

A man who has some time on his hands after having been given two weeks off work due to the Coronavirus pandemic, has disclosed his intention to undertake a scientific study into the world's ant population, and to discover just how many of them there...

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Funny story: Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

Frog Squashed After Shoe Came Down Heavily On It

A man who was walking along without a care in the world, minding his own business, has revealed how he caused the death of a frog by standing on it. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous because of his fear of reprisals from Animal Rights enthus...

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Funny story: Steven The Blind Hedgehog Is Safe And Well, And Planning For The Future

Steven The Blind Hedgehog Is Safe And Well, And Planning For The Future

He was lost last week feared dead, but Steven the blind hedgehog turned up safe and well yesterday, and held a press conference earlier to outline his future plans. Steven, who lives with a strange bloke in Scunthorpe, was taken to Leeds in a van...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

Well, readers, I'm happy to say that 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals' series has very nearly reached double figures - or, at least, it will have in another three weeks, if I manage to keep the effort up. And it is an effort, my frien...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly

Welcome once again to the complete and utter waste of your precious time that is 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's subject, after many requests from readers, is the housefly. It was going to be the Kestrel, but isn't...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm

Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Eart...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog

To the uninitiated, the British hedgehog seems like an interesting sort of creature. Its body covered in spines, its pointed nose sniffing around for something to eat, its beady eyes searching around in the darkness, are enough to give the unwary tra...

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Funny story: Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

A giant red spider caused a certain amount of alarm yesterday, when it crawled out from under the toilet seat and over the legs of a man who was taking a crap. The man, Bruce Warner, a resident of Crook Springs in western Australia, had raced to h...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth

Welcome again to the Wonderful World of Uninteresting Animals, and, for the third insipid instalment in the series, we're going to talk a bit about the Three-toed Sloth, and how it has come to be known as the laziest bastardo in South America. Ind...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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Funny story: Australian wildlife show launches

Australian wildlife show launches

Geoff Grunt is an Australian zoologist whose love of animals has taken him throughout the world. He spoke exclusively to TheSpoof about his new TV series, Wild Fuckers. “It was an intense year filming that show. We wanted to capture nature in all...

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