Former Independent Thinker and Presidential candidate, John McCain has changed the name of his campaign bus from the "Straight Talk Express" to "The Ass Kiss Local".
When queried about the change McCam Cainpaign manager elucidated: "John has lost and lost on the national level. His charade as an independent politician can fool sundried Arizonans but the rest of the country just sees through it. Add to that that Karl Rove, war-starter, slandered veteran and POW McCain's sanity and his adoption of non-white children. You can't beat these animals, you have to join them".
McCain chipped in, "And what better way to join them than to kiss their hairy asses and so the new name of the bus and our new proposed McCam campaign slogan: A Big Buss On the Ass!"
Senators clinton and Obama refused comment but true independent ET McCrone replied: "Ther'll be only kissin' in the front for McCrone", an obvious reference to his campaign promise in his position paper - "I,ET McCrone Will Build the Dental Dam".