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Funny story: Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

In a tragic misunderstanding, a dying autistic boy was granted a final wish - only for the organisation helping him to foul it up completely. Geoff Lucky, aged 9, of Coventry, suffers from cancer of the soul, and is expected to die any day now. Th...

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Funny story: Russian wolves and bears fight over who owns lost 4 year-old "Mowgli" in Ural forest!

Russian wolves and bears fight over who owns lost 4 year-old "Mowgli" in Ural forest!

Rudyard Kipling could not have written it better! A 4 year-old boy lost in the vast Russian Ural woods has been found alive by search parties scouring the area where he mysteriously wandered off whilst his dad was searching for firewood! After day...

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Funny story: Boy Raised by Wolves Returns to Forest

Boy Raised by Wolves Returns to Forest

The amazing story of Chad Farelli, the boy raised by wolves in Arizona, took yet another twist when he left his adoptive home in Alamogordo, NM, and went back to live in the wild. As a search was launched, biologist Dr. Fawn Malo expressed concern...

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Funny story: Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Donald Trump called for a ban on Mexican wolf re-introduction programs that have been in place for decades, programs aimed at restoring the wolf to it's historical place in the southwestern US's ecosystem. The Mexican wolf, canis lupus baileyi, ha...

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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton man wins £22 million midweek football lottery!

Wolverhampton man wins £22 million midweek football lottery!

A West Midlands man was ecstatic today after scooping £22 million on the midweek football lottery. Jezabel Moxey, Chief Executive of Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club, pocketed the cash today after his numbers come up last night. Other mid...

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Funny story: Man Utd And Wolves Cause Sky Sports Cliché Punch-Up

Man Utd And Wolves Cause Sky Sports Cliché Punch-Up

Sky Sports viewers were horrified this afternoon when a couple of pundits started throwing punches at eachother. The fracas started at half-time in the match between Wolves and Manchester Utd. With Utd 3-0 up and Wolves reduced to ten men follo...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp turns down England job to dance with Wolves

Harry Redknapp turns down England job to dance with Wolves

The Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has secretly told friends that he will turn down the job of England manager if it is offered by the Football Association, but is still considering leaving Spurs - for the newly available managers job at Wo...

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Funny story: Fairy Tale Wolf Convention Goes Horribly Wrong

Fairy Tale Wolf Convention Goes Horribly Wrong

The Fairy Tale Wolf Convention held annually in Manchester may have seen it's last wolf after events this year. "It was horrible," said Ben Woodsman, organiser of the event. "There was carnage in every corner." With all the fairy tale wolves in...

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Funny story: Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

The Big Bad Wolf of 'The Three Little Pigs' and 'Little Red Ring Hood' fame - plus stories we don't know about yet, has had an Intervention organized by his Fairy Tale family. The Mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Scarlet O'Hara, being a really caring individual in spite of the fact that she DID send her only daughter through the woods to deliver goodies to her own mam, coz she was too bloody...

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Funny story: Chicharito Strikes Again!

Chicharito Strikes Again!

Fresh from his exertions against Stoke City and long throw-up expert Rory Delap, Javier Hernandez, also known as Chicharito - the little pea - popped up out of his pod again at Old Trafford last night to bag the winner for Manchester United as the Re...

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Funny story: Adrian Chiles Quits West Brom For Wolves

Adrian Chiles Quits West Brom For Wolves

Adrian Chiles, television presenter, beard grower and Christine Bleakley fancier has announced that he is quitting as West Bromwich Albion's number 1 fan. He has decided to move to their rivals Wolverhampton Wanderers. Chiles made his decision follow...

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Funny story: Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Long-suffering fans of one of the Football League's founding members, Wolverhampton Wanderers, are today licking their chapped lips over the mouth-watering opportunity of meeting one of the greatest managers in the club's history - none other than th...

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Funny story: Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

BURBANK, California - Kevin Costner, actor, director, and producer will be one of the hosts of a new dance show on the Fox Network. The show is basically a spin-off on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and is titled, "Dancing With The Wolves." Co...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...

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Funny story: McWolf at the door

McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...

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Funny story: Red Riding Hood fears for life

Red Riding Hood fears for life

It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.

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