New Breakfast Cereal Causing Problems

Funny story written by j.w.

Sunday, 15 May 2016

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Cloggies undecided about Brexit

A new Breakfast cereal called Brexit is causing problems. The manufacturers Cloggies, aware that they should be politically neutral have had difficulties finding a suitable line for selling the product.

First of all they wanted to use the slogan 'With Brexit you remain healthy all day', considering this could help both sides in the Referendum debate. Likewise 'Remain Healthy with Brexit' was considered but it was by some as too Boris friendly.

The Governor of the Bank of England favoured 'Brexit causes the Runs' and Cameron wanted 'Remain healthy without Brexit', but it was felt by Cloggies that this could hardly be used to promote their breakfast cereal.

The issue remains undecided as we go to press.

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