David Cameron put it well: 'If you are in then you can provide for the future - if you are Out you dirty your hands, your sheets, your bed.'
This make the case for staying in the EU (Erotic Union).
Meanwhile Boris Yeltsin the Mayor of London wants to be Out. 'We have enough foreigners here already' he told our European correspondent Joseph Woenskia 'it is time we stood up against these old Etonian snobs.'
Whilst the whole country tries hard to ignore the Referendum campaign it trundles on. Most people are only interested to see who can be the most unpleasant. The problem being that they are all unpleasant.
So do we have to endure four more months of this garbage?
NO - turn off the TV, ignore the media, search on the internet for anything else. Rejoice in the triumphs of West Ham!