Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

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He should've made this one LAST year!

A man who regards himself as 'consistently well-prepared', has revealed that he is way ahead of schedule, and has already made his New Year's resolution - despite the fact that he doesn't need to be resolute about it until January!

Steve Baden-Powell likes to stay ahead of the game, and, always wary of being the victim of nasty surprises, avoids this, as much as is possible, with good forward planning. Now October, he decided to make his plans for 2019 a little early, and resolved not to die whatsoever in 2019.

He's confident:

"If I can only avoid dying in the next three months!", he laughed, crossing the road without checking first for traffic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Death, worrying




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