Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 7 July 2018

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No, this isn't really how I look.....

Wayne Hemmings, 30 realised that he might have made a mistake uploading photographs to Match.com that were twenty years old.

'I heard it was a common move that people in their 40's and 50's did it, so I did the same thing'.

What Wayne didn't realise was the uploading photos of him playing with his school football team, or the class photo from the year he left were not suitable.

'Imagine the surprise on some of my dates faces' said Wayne 'they expected the 18-year-old footballer or the tall one from the back of the class photo. What they got was a perfectly ordinary 30-year-old bloke'.

Lorraine Johnson, his date from the site said 'Yes, it was a bit of a surprise for me, but then I did put pictures of Raquel Welch up in my profile, so I suppose that we both lied to a certain degree'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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