Robbie Williams humiliates the UK. Again.

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Friday, 15 June 2018

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Mr Billingsgate-Smythe-Peterson giving Williams the finger. See how he likes it.

Karaoke turn come pop star, Robbie Williams, has again humiliated the British people by 'giving the finger' to millions when for some bizarre reason he was chosen to open the 2018 World Footballing Cup in Russia.

Not content with years of inflicting dreadful music on us, the ageing numpty thought it would be all 'rock and roll' to give the bird to the estimated 340 billion billion viewers who had tuned in, not to watch Williams.

A typical 40yr old female Robbie fan was reported to have said "ahh, he's dead good, he's dead fit, i'm going to have Angels played at my funeral."

Mr Billingsgate-Smythe-Peterson, 76, was a little more discerning. "Bloody fool. You wouldn't have had Sinatra or Elvis lowering the tone in such a disgraceful manner. What an outrage. If he were my grandson, i'd snap that middle digit off his hand and push it up his bottom. It was good enough for me."

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