Britain and Ireland's cheap airlines (you know who they are!) are commencing with even more stringent controls of 10 kg suitcases that millions of their passengers drag behind them after a suitcase was used to smuggle a boy from Africa to Spain!
Punters queuing for hours in front of security controls will now have their 10 kg cases controlled if they tend to be slightly bulky, release noises, or have bulges!
Airport security controllers have been warned by the airlines if any of these smuggled children slip through they will not give them free food, drink or scratchcards, no way!
So before mum's and dads hoping to smuggle their children into Europe via Morocco in 10 kg suitcases even contemplate this dastardly deed, they have been warned that the airlines will not change their 'rip-off' policies for the sake of children stuffed in suitcases found on board even though scratchcards are helping under privileged children in Europe, not Africa!
One Irish airline has turned a blind eye to Irish smugglers because the illegal Leprechaun situation in their country has become intolerable after abandoned Northern Irish Leprechauns are fleeing the place post the Brexit referendum over the still open border!
A spokesman for the cheap airline told the press: "We are a charitable organisation and feel it is only right to send these illegal leprechauns back to Britain in 10 kg suitcases because they started the fecking crap in the first place!
The EU support the Irish action as long as they don't end up in Berlin, Paris or wherever (enough illegals there!) Also, proving Ireland is totally EU focused and who needs a DUP-ed Jurassic Northern Ireland anyway!