Gary Johnson, a nine year old green jumper from Chutney-on-the-Fritz has declared that he hates the winter.
'I hate it, I really do' said the woollen mass. 'It is so cold, and I hate to go out in, but that chap, Wayne, or Kevin or whatever he is called, he drags me out in all weathers, like he is the most important thing in our whole relationship'
'I would be quite happy' he continued 'to just hang around with all of Wayne's or Kevin's artisan coat hangers, and expensive jumpers made from Yak hair, we have a good laugh'.
What Gary doesn't know is that he is the next jumper to go in the Cat basket. We didn't have the heart to tell the whinging little git that.
