Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 17 November 2017

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Oh no, not this bullshit, again.

British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse.

Flaunting their ignorance of the facts, the 23 year old showed former reader Hilary Burbank jnr exactly what she was missing.

With her raven tresses tied up, the flirtatious newspaper/cat litter tray filler said: 'Yes, the 73rd series of the show, which will be hosted by a clone of Bruce Forsyth, Darth Vader, Mel and Sue, and Keith Chegwin will see the end of the world. Not by nuclear war, or anything that American President Barron Trump Clinton 3rd does, but by a shedload of yogurt leaking into the sea, washing up on our shores, and slowly leading to the end of the world as we know it'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Apocalypse, yoghurt

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