Written by humanoid

Friday, 2 June 2017

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The London offices with pictures of previous marriages

A controversial entrepreneur has created a fantastic marriage agency to help British men find Eastern European wives with close to 45,000 Britons signing up.

Aleister Crowley, 33, is the brains behind FamilyValues.web and aims at improving the gene pool in Britain by preventing inbreeding maladies.

Crowley insists that his service is stopping women from being lonely.

His foreign marriage offices, he claims, are about old fashioned values.

Mr Crowley explains: 'Foreign marriages provide Britain with new future tax payers, new children for the military, new soccer fans, new consumers, and new industry developers.'

The marriage agency is a 30 million pound organization with investments in retail stores and other financial outlets. The tax free proceeds are used to help British men with marriage expenses like airline travel, wedding attire, wedding rings, honey moons on cruise ships, etc.

The marriage agency has several offices across Britain where men of all ages can visit to discuss their marriage arrangements with foreign women.

The offices have several computers where a man can sit and search online for a foreign bride and they have free visa services and correspondence services.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Marriage




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